I was with a friend the other day who, in the course of this story, would like to remain anonymous.
Understandably so.
We were walking along. We'd been hanging out. We were enjoying the sunshine.
It was about 2 in the afternoon (This is important).
She stopped and rubbed her knee. Something was a little bit uncomfortable.
We kept walking and then she stopped again. I thought perhaps she had a small crawly creature biting her...?
But no, she reached up her jeans to her knee and pulled out...yesterday's undies!!
Tee hee hee.
We'd been walking around for hours! And she hadn't noticed it before then!!
It suddenly occurred to me that I could embellish this story any way I wanted to. The one person who knows about it is the anonymous friend. And like she is going to come forward to argue the story!
Would the anonymous friend please step forward?
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hehe...
ReplyDeleteHa ha "friend" whoever you are. That's funny. Sure it wasn't you Kylie????????hehe
ReplyDeleteM x
Anonymous friend, it happens to the best of us. When my Ex and I first got together, I lent him one of my hoodie sweatshirts. Something was bothering his back and he pulled a pair of granny panties (not even the cute kind) out of the hoodie.
ReplyDeleteSo, so embarrassing. It builds character, right? Right?
Haha, thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteYour anonymous friend may have also been riding a bike, shoe shopping, as well as walking around!
ReplyDeleteBut I am glad to hear I am not the only victim of phantom underwear appearances :)
Love,
Anonymous friend
An old granny thats not surprised that this can happen...tehahahaha
ReplyDeletehmmmm Kylie. I believe this story should have your name attached to it. Still, it's better than the time I went to the loo and could not remove my undies because they were stuck to me. But that is a story for another time......(evil cackle). Much love to you over there in foreign lands.
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